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Jul. 11th, 2009

Fez

Vacation

This year's vacation involved staying in town, at home, and going out to do fun things and / or putter about the house and / or get some rest and relaxation in the bargain. I'm still opposed to the wacky marketing term "STAYcation" because "vacation" comes from a Latin phrase meaning "to stop working" and in this case, that's what I did. I didn't go to work for a week.

I checked on my work email and, one failed-review-documents-summary aside, looks like work got along fine without me for a few days.

What did we do? Well...
Monday I enjoyed a massage, followed by enjoying sushi (Sushi Town off 185th has good, inexpensive sushi, and on your birthday they whip up a complicated and lovely inside out roll consisting of three or four of your favorite sushi makings and give it to you free), then we went out and wandered about the Zoo for a while, then went to Outback and split a very nice steak dinner with bonus mushrooms. I also turned 42.

Tuesday we dug dirt, hauled sand, tacked down weed cloth, and did many small things about the house. With lots of slacking off and watching recorded things on the DVR interspersed therein.

Wednesday we took advantage of the Washington County Library systems's "Cultural Passes" program - to wit: you can check out a day pass for a family (or at least 2 adults) for FREE to a number of museums and cultural centers. Pick it up, use it, return it the same day. We used ours to go out to the Portland Art Museum and see... perhaps 28% of what was there, including the MC Escher exhibit which was sixteen kinds of nifty as it included many of his pencil studies. Yes, he drew like that as well as etched like that. Ye gods what a draftsman. I also spent a bit of time fretting over money, as this is something I do whenever I'm on vacation. This fretting was then followed up in a "Well let THAT be a lesson" manner by a gift from my father, who keeps getting more amazing as time passes. That alleviated the worry there.

Thursday was malls - and visiting things - and having a great meal at Gustav's - and more malls - and seeing Ice Age 3 in 2D which, I suspect, is to the 3D what hearing Sgt Peppers in Mono is to hearing it in Stereo - a significant improvement as you don't have to worry about all the fussy little "ooer it's STEREO" things they threw in there.

Friday - I gots me a new phone. Yes, I own a BlackBerry storm now, and I'm liking it. Still learning how to use it, and equipping it appropriately. I still have a certain amount of iPhone iEnvy but I suspect that once I get Ye Tricorder rigged appropriately (oh hell I just named my phone after a Star Trek plot device) I shan't have that issue any more.

Today - the quest for CHEESE at the Beaverton Farmer's Market was a success, and also snagged us such delicacies as fresh basil, cilantro, and rhubarb-ginger jam. Also breeeeaaadddd glorious brrreeeaaaddddd of the cheddar/garlic variety which is not long for this world. If it makes it past next Friday I shall be surprised indeed.

Oh yeah, in the midst of all this, Golden Gate Faire got cancelled. Ardenwood Faire (http://ardenwoodfaire.com) is in fact still a go and was a go before Golden Gate went kerplooey. Blame the SF Parks and Recreation Dept, kids - Ren Prod did their best. I got TWO shows a day on Friday and Sunday at Washington County Fair (meaning the Tour Of Fried Foods On A Stick is a GO on Sunday, participants willing). We'll see about Saturday.

I wound up ... gasp ... networking. Many people who are in some way connected with events which may need entertainment now have my card. This card is a card. This card is a card which survived... The Mallet Trick

Canterbury Faire opens next Saturday. I am excited and nervous and all that goodness.

Jul. 8th, 2009

monocle

Random observation theater

... I have three variations on the phrase 'ooo shiny!' in my LJ keywords ...

Jul. 7th, 2009

Nyet!

This is the fault of no one who reads this... but... ARGH

Golden Gate Faire has been cancelled for 2009, after being rescheduled at (I believe) the behest of the City of San Francisco.

This leaves a big, ragged August-shaped hole in my performance schedule, meaning I have no (0) gigs that month.

This is a bummer for a variety of reasons, not the least of which being that Golden Gate was always a good "money" faire for me and, with Valhalla getting rained all over this year, I could use the cash.

Add to this the fact that I canceled my (admittedly hat-only) bookings at a local County Fair to deal with the rescheduling, paid for airfare in advance and now get to cancel lodgings and car and all that, and I'm a little, uh, frustrated. But, as I said, this is not the fault of anyone who reads this, unless some wag at the City of SF Parks & Recreation department happens to read my LiveJournal in which case I am very cross at you indeed.

MEANWHILE... Canterbury Faire (http://canterburyfaire.com) is happening in Silverton, OR a week from Saturday. I am cautiously optimistic (new event in Oregon! Woo!). After that, I dunno. Maybe I can get some stage time at the Washington County Fair after all. No guarantees.

And then, the entirety of August is wiiiiide open, boyo.

wiiiiide open.

Jul. 6th, 2009

Knux

Fourty Two

Fourty-two years ago today, about ... 10:30 AM Mountain Time, I came into the world.

Things have, pretty much, been just as eventful from that point forward.

If you're geek (and if you're reading this, you are. Don't lie to yourself.) you know that the number 42 holds a special place in nerdcore mathematic theory. 42 is, in fact, the Answer. The Answer to the Eternal Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Of course, you also know that the question is really poorly worded and the number, as Douglas Adams put it, was just a nice friendly sort of number. "... the kind of number you could take home to meet the family."

So far, I'm living with two cats and one wife in a two story "starter" home in a good neighborhood in a little town outside of Portland. I work for a company which has suffered the adjectives "beleagered" and 'floundering" for... about as long as the damn company has existed, pre- and post-dot-com bubble, which shows how damn smart most internet business pundits are.

I'm also eight years into an ongoing plan to see if I can eke out a living acting silly in front of people for money.

The fact that all this is still in progress was celebrated by myself and Ami by enjoying a nice massage this morning, followed by a sushi lunch (which featured a special sushi roll consisting of tempura shrimp, cucumber, broiled sea eel and rice... with a side of saba. Mmmm.), followed by several hours at the zoo, followed by a very nice dinner at Outback steakhouse.

Thanks to everyone who's paged me, emailed me, left me a message on Facebook, Twitter, and so on and so on. Thank you all.

Here we go.

Jul. 2nd, 2009

monocle

7/2/2009

2009



I won't be here on Monday the 6th. So my coworkers ambushed my cube... this morning.
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Jun. 29th, 2009

monocle

Yes, she's snoring

Yes, she's snoring

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  • 08:33 ... reading FINAL CRISIS in hardcover trade paperback does not make it make any more sense ... #
  • 09:18 ... holy crap I'll be 42 in a week ... #
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Dining

Last night Ami and I had chicken pad thai, which we ate in our dining room.

This is a more significant event than one might think. Since we moved into the house in 2005, the "dining room" has never actually been used for dining. It has been a storage room, a computer room, a craft room, a "where else does this stuff go" room, but never a dining room. We have always dined elsewhere - in the library or the den.

We installed one of our dining room tables (long story) and chairs and sat down and ate dinner like civilized people, in the dining room.

This is pretty cool.
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Jun. 27th, 2009

monocle

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  • 17:04 @michaeljnelson but doed it turn you upsde down? The public has a right to know! #

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Jun. 26th, 2009

Fez

The Mallet Trick. Finally.

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Jun. 25th, 2009

monocle

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  • 07:21 @pennjillette Caught you on Time Warp eating fire & juggling broken bottles. Something beautiful about that. And the play by play on cups... #
  • 07:44 ... loaded up Things Ye Rarely Hear Ye Queene Say and engaged the queuing mechanism! - a new Thing every hour - bit.ly/QmgO8 #
  • 08:01 AdequateBlog - Cheap Magic Sources - Scam School! - is.gd/18Q7u #
  • 08:06 @dharmakate Tanks for the retweet! More Things every hour (and of course, soliciting Things for posting) #
  • 08:51 @warrenellis ... cricket bat that fits neatly under the seat in front of you? #
  • 08:52 @Slipstream we WILL bring back fabulousness for straight guys. It will just take time. #
  • 09:18 ... before there was Puffy Combs, there was Buzz Aldrin. - bit.ly/13fi77 #
  • 11:09 ... Golden Gate Faire rescheduled to 1-2 August? *heartattack* sffaire.com #
  • 12:58 ... sorted out travel arrangements to the newly rescheduled Golden Gate Faire (1-2 Aug, for those keeping score) ... sffaire.com ... #
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Jun. 24th, 2009

monocle

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Jun. 23rd, 2009

monocle

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  • 07:54 ... morning has broken upside my head *crack* ow. Hi there. one more Heyo and good night. Thanks, Ed ... #
  • 08:01 ... realized it's been a little over six months or so since I redid my cube last. Time to declutter from the neo-vitctorian, methinks... #
  • 08:02 AdequateBlog - Good Magic Evolves - is.gd/17Kfi #
  • 08:33 @sohmer PETA - Creeping toward irrelevancy one bonehead PR stunt at a time. #
  • 10:09 ... caring means that after you wrap someone's desk in pallete wrap.& she comes back & laughs - you wrap her car whilst she's in a meeting #
  • 10:10 ... and hope she doesn't check facebook while she's in the meeting ... #
  • 11:16 ... manager's reaction to one-two of desk and then car wrapping: I'm never going away anywhere again! #
  • 12:41 ... attention; Wendy's boneless wings are not bad. I'm doing this for YOU people, you know... #
  • 12:48 ... in other nes, we are 2 days from buying more bags of recycled rubber mulch. Also: quickcrete. I leave this cryptic info for you all. #
  • 13:36 @garyvee SakeOne distillery in Forest Grove, Oregon - GOOD STUFF MAYNARD! #
  • 17:47 @hodgman HairCut 1937 &coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • 17:49 booger. Haircut 1937 #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • 17:50 Crowded Bus Stop #coolbandsmadeuncool #
  • 17:51 LL Lukewarm J #coolbandsmadeuncool #
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6/23/2009

2009

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6/23/2009

2009

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6/23/2009

2009

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Jun. 22nd, 2009

monocle

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  • 07:33 ... some days making life complex for some engineers is a small joy ... #
  • 07:34 ... found the location for Canterbury Faire (canterburyfaire.com) yesterday whilst driving about - looks to be a good site #
  • 08:02 AdequateBlog - Getting There Early II - It's OK, I work here. - snipr.com/kjekr #
  • 08:40 ... so today I be talkin' like Christopher Walken ... #
  • 08:41 @Shortpacked It's done by Pat LEE <- FIRST PROBLEM #
  • 08:50 ... I like that Obama pisses off Henry Payne *and* Ted Rall. This is an indication of CENTRISM SUCCESS ... #
  • 09:22 AdequateBlog - Audacious Gambits - Don't Buy Nothin' - bit.ly/3IpUNB #
  • 09:27 ... today... is the first day... of the rest of the day ... wait. #
  • 11:43 ... mundanity is a fiction created by people who want you to think they are cooler than you. #
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Jun. 21st, 2009

monocle

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  • 08:01 Adequate Blog - Work *with*, not *against* - is.gd/17Hg0 #
  • 08:59 ... happy Father's Day to fathers and those who had fathers and those who are somebody's 'Dad' regardless of heredity ... #
  • 13:53 ... visiting the Oregon Gardens ... preeety! #
  • 17:41 ... post-gardening, splitting the insanely sized portions at Claim Jumper with Ami. Perhaps we'll make it to dessert. #
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6/21/2009

2009

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Jun. 20th, 2009

monocle

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  • 20:33 @atrustaijitu Yes indeed - howdy! #
  • 20:34 ... yes. Still alive. Got a hair cut. More when I'm feeling verbose. #
  • 15:33 AdequateBlog - Think Big, Pack Little - bit.ly/Ask9Z #
  • 16:21 .. housekeeping, cleaning, and writing more (finally!) for the Adequateblog. #
  • 16:21 ... by the way... NINJA WARRIOR 21 (? 22?) TOMORROW on G4! You KNOW you want to watch it! #
  • 19:31 ... looking though video of the Mallet Trick at Valhalla. Ok not bad. Not spectacular but pretty good for a fixed camera no zoom.. #
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